Train Like a Madman
Workout Of The Week
“The real drug is to train like a madman, really like a madman.”
Aleksandr “The Russian Bear” Karelin
We have multitudes of means to assess and manage training volume and I think sometimes those metrics get in the way of producing the best results.
Not always, but sometimes.
Training like a madman doesn’t mean the training has to be stupid, but the intent should be vicious. Nobody epitomized relentless work ethic like 3x olympic, 9x world, and 12x European champion Aleksandr Karelin.
Soviet training methods used highly diverse training to create freak athletes. Body weight exercises, running on uneven surfaces or snow, calisthenics, kettlebells, partner work outs, and traditional barbell or dumbbell exercises were all included in a typical athletes regime.
On off days athletes would often play other sports like basketball, jog, swim, or do light calisthenics.
Training was literally a lifetime practice.
Maybe you don’t want to be an olympic wrestler or world class athlete, but you still want to train hard and make good gains. You can probably train harder than you currently are, not only that, you could diversify your training to make yourself more physically robust.
Today’s session is about just that. Try some movements you haven’t been exposed to and push the pace.
I’m going to lay out a kettlebell and calisthenic routine below. Feel free to sprinkle it in on off days. Go lighter for more recovery or add tools like sandbags and weight vests to spice up the body weight movements.
Don’t be afraid of the work.
“The work is the gift” - Zach Even Esh
Training
Warmup
800m Jog with nasal breathing only. In through the nose and out through the nose. Easy pace.
Movement Flow 3 Rounds No Rest
Bodyweight Squat + Frog x 5
Squat Jumps (Full range) x 5
Alligators x 5/e
Pushup + Upward Dog (wassup dog) x 5
Inchworm + Pushup x 5
Activation
Russian Lunges 5 x 3/e
Double Leg Bounds 5 x 3
Clapping Push-up 5 x 5 with 30 sec rest between sets
Training: Heavy KB Complex
10 Rounds Every Minute on The Minute
As heavy as possible. Work up in weight.
Double Kettlebell (DKB) Clean x 1
DKB Front Rack Squat x 1
DKB Thruster x 1
Accessories: Armor Building
KB Front Rack Lunge x 8/ea
Gorilla Rows x 8
Pushup w/ Band x 15
Dumbbell / Sandbag Carry x 30-40 yds
5 Rounds For Time. Use as heavy bells as possible.
Core Finisher
Single Arm Kettlebell Carries x 20-30yds/ea (HEAVY)
Medicine Ball Chop Slam x 5 /ea
Rounds no rest
Train Hard. Comment any questions below.






Solid stuff here - more people need to know about Karelin!
Fun to learn about this monster!
The video at the end was the perfect pre workout motivation montage I didn’t know I needed before a garage gym lift!